My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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