Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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