i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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