Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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