Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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