You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
