I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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