Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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