dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I've blown a few things in my day
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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