have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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