Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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