i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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