I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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