Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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