i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
God I need to hump something, right now.
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