so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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