I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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