Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
