apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
