He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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