So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The ass gains better be worth it
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
