does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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