Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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