Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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