I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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