Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He felt like a one man threesome
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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