BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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