Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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