OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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