Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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