she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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