I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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