all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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