i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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