I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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