ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Holy sore nipples Batman
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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