whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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