On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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