Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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