Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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