just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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