i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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