in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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