I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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