You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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