Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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