just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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