no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
