Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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