so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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