Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The adults are the big ones right?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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