Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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